I have been totally off my game for nearly 2 months now. No consistent exercising, no watching the diet. I'm back to the old habits of couch potato-ness and feeding my stress.
I haven't done a run over 6 miles in 2 months, I haven't done a run of any sort in the past 3 weeks, my yoga mat is collecting dust, and my jeans... let's not talk about my jeans...
And I can't seem to make myself stop!
It's like I'm trying to implode so I don't have to deal with all the stressful things going on in my life, but I can't really blame it on the stress since I got lazy way before the stress started piling up. I'm calling it my summer slump and that isn't really a very good excuse. There are no good excuses.
It's time to confess my relapse into a junk-food-bad-tv addict and get back on track.
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| the one on the left is Terminator Pig... duh. |

Although I feel like those feral pigs in Texas have torn up the track so bad I can't even see it. You know those pigs make me think about the entledont, better know around these parts as Terminator Pig! Just imagine the giant monster pig with the extremely goofy looking face tearing up the prairie, intimidating every herbivore and carnivore for that mater, eating whatever he wants, even the last delicious piece of Hershey Bar pie on somebody else's plate. *growl, snort, root up the ground-- steal the pie!
No! Don't steal the pie! Don't steal the pie!


Does anyone have a helicopter? I can't even stay on mental track.